ARSENAL DRINKING GAME

Just in time for the North London Derby!

Note: Most of this is tongue in cheek and/or included for maximum alcohol consumption.  I’m sure that once you get to a certain point, you’ll start making up rules of your own.

Take ONE drink if…

• You yell (or want to yell) “shoot!” at the team.
• There is a bizarre defensive cock-up.
  - Take another drink if this defensive mistake leads to a conceded goal.
  - Finish your drink if it leads to being knocked out of a competition.
• The term “DNA” is mentioned.
• Barcelona is mentioned.
  -  Take another drink if Barcelona is mentioned in conjunction with Cesc Fabregas.
• An Arsenal player is injured.
• An Arsenal player is fouled, but the foul isn’t called.
  - Take another drink if this player is Jack Wilshere.
• The commentators are obviously biased against Arsenal.
• An offsides call is wrongly made.
  - Take another drink if this leads to a disallowed goal.
  - Take another drink if this leads to a conceded goal.
• You can hear the Nasri song being sung by the fans!
• Nicklas Bendtner clasps his hands to his head in abject horror that the ball didn’t magically bend into the goal.
• Unlucky Theo!
• Arsenal score a goal!
  - Finish your drink if someone scores a hat-trick.

—

FINISH your drink if…

• Almunia is in goal.
  - Order a new drink if he concedes a goal and the camera pans to Jens Lehmann on the bench with a look of disapproval.
• Howard Webb is refereeing and the match is against Manchester United.
• RVP is down, in pain.
• Arsenal win!
  - Order another one and down it as well if the team manages to do it in a match without any red cards or penalties or any form of drama.

—

BONUS TWITTER ROUND:

Take ONE drink every time:

• You see a “Wenger out!” tweet.
• There is in-fighting that goes beyond a 10-tweet thread.
• You see someone begging a player for a RT.
• Szczesny tweets.  Because he’s just that awesome.
• Arsenal is linked with an English CB.
• Jack Wilshere’s name is misspelled.

—————–

Feel free to contribute your own. Enjoy!